Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Roles in Heaven

I got this from someone, I have no clue who have compiled this list, but I found it improvising to the maximum possible. Courtesy to that 'unknown' source, I am taking the liberty to add to the list more meaningful additions as it comes to my mind.

Roles in Heaven - A Virtual IT Stakeholders:

A Heavenly list of mythological characters who can be attributed by their 'visualized' roles as to what they would play in a virtual Information Technology Galaxy way!!

Source-code : UNKNOWN 

Roles in Heaven :
 
 Brahma
 
 Systems Installation

 
 Vishnu
 
 Systems Administration & Support

 
 Lakshmi
 
 Finance and Accounts consultant

 
 Saraswati
 
 Training and Knowledge Management

 
 Shiva
 
 DBA (Crash Specialist)

 
 Ganesh
 
 Quality Assuarance & Documentation

 
 Narada
 
 Data transfer

 
 Yama
 
 Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

 
 Chitragupta
 
 IDP & Personal Records

 
 Apsaras
 
 Downloadable Viruses

 
 Devas
 
 Mainframe Programmers

 
 Surya
 
 Solaris Administrator

 
 Rakshasas
 
 In house Hackers

 
 Ravan
 
 Internet Explorer WWWF

 
 Kumbhakarnan
 
 Zombie Process

 
 Lakshman
 
 Support Software and Backup

 
 Hanuman
 
 Linux/s390

 
 Vaali
 
 MS Windows

 
 Sugreeva
 
 DOS

 
 Jatayu
 
 Firewall

 
 Dronacharya
 
 System Programmer

 
 Vishwamitra
 
 Sr. Manager Projects

 
 Shakuni
 
 Annual appraisal & Promotion

 
 Valmiki
 
 Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

 
 Krishna
 
 SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

 
 Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
 
 ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

 
 Arjun
 
 Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

 
 Abhimanyu
 
 Trainee Programmer

 
 Draupadi
 
 Motivation & Team building

 
 Bhima
 
 MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

 
 Duryodhana
 
 Microsoft product Written in VB

 
 Karna
 
 Contract programmer

 
 Dhrutarashtra
 
 Visual C++

 
 Gandhari
 
 Dreamweaver

 
 100 Kauravas
 
 Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Notable but unpardonable Omissions in the list above: 
Additional Source/Courtesy/Improvisation : Solaiyooran Consulting Pte LLC 

Ved Vyasa Rishi 
Programme Director 
(PMO-Program Management Office)   

VedVrath / Bheeshma 
Project Manager (Delivery Management)
Kunti
Associate Project Manager (Dreamwaiver)
Legal Compliance / Info System Management / Info Security
(Additionally: Waivers, Exemptions, SOX Compliance)

Anjaneyalu (Cloud Computing)
Offshore Delivery Director (Kishkintha ODC)

Ankatha 
Offshore Delivery Manager 
ABAP / Netweaver / Business Objects / Business Intelligence
  (Kishkintha ODC)

Jambhavan 
Network & Infrastructure Director 
Hundreds or Thousands of Vanaras (Monkey Volunteers)
IT/BPO/KPO/ITES Offshore ODC Developers/Technicians/Associate Programmers
ODC Centers: Ayodhya, Mathura, Mahendragiri, Nalanda, Panchavati, Pattaya, Kandi, Dakka